Better RED Than Dead

Oh, I'm so clever.


RED is remarkably ok. There's nothing great about it. There's nothing too terrible about it. It never reaches high highs or low lows. I guess, in today's market, there's something to be said for that.

Is it just me, or is Bruce Willis getting even harder than he was Die Hard era? He looks weirdly chiseled here. Like he's doing the male version of Pilates.

Anyway, totally fine movie. There's some satisfying action, lots of fun actors and it's not too stupid. The worst part is that it's too damn long and a good portion of the humor falls flat. But whatever. At least you won't hate yourself after watching this.