MITY - Assassin's Creed 2

It's nice when the game's protagonist sums up your reactions with a simple line of dialogue.



What. The. Fuck.

Indeed, Desmond. But isn't that kinda cheating? Is this Ubisoft trying to explain away the insane shit that happens at the end...ok, the entire game? I mean, the story is complete garbage.

Get this. The last boss? The dude you fight at the end to end the game? THE FUCKING POPE. And that's not the best part. It's Magic Pope, who survives your first ass whuppin'. AND THEN YOU FIST-FIGHT THE POPE. With your hands.

What. The. Fuck.

Complete garbage. It's Dan Brown, DaVinci Code horseshit with extra sci-fi crap. The people who like this are the same people who are convinced video games are on the same storytelling plain as movies, TV and books.

Those people are fools. Damn fools.

At least the game is pretty fun to play. And, if you want to get down to brass tacks, that's mostly what a game should be. But the story doesn't have to be embarrassing crap. Try not to suck next time, guys!